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Гарик: (looking on his scar on neck) did my birth mark looked like leaf?
Я: ????...probably
Гарик: I think I am Greek God of Nature
Я: O boy..............


Гарик попробавал чай и кофе: Coffee tastes weird, tea tastes like water, I think I'll stick with hot chocolate!

Папа:  Гарик саказал: I love you! И сьел последний донатс!